How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
I want kids so bad
so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from
Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom
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I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.
Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.
What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.
Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.
Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.
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It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.
I wish I could get this. Is this legal in the US to own? I would love to have this, and even better when you spray someone with it, it’s like a banner that reads;
"I’m a disgusting asshole who assaults women."
Kinda reminds me how Spartan women use to carry knives to cut whoever assaulted them
Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace.
Warren Peace, man.
He also looks like this, if that helps at all
This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy
Alice Gross of Hanwell, west London, was last seen by her family at about 13:00 BST on 28 August. CCTV footage shows her walking along the Grand Union Canal tow path near the Holiday Inn at Brentford Lock between 13:30 BST and 17:30 BST. She is about 5ft1/2 , shoulder length brown hair and is wearing blue jeans and a dark green knitted cardigan. She doesn’t have any keys, money or even her Oyster card, and this behaviour is extremely odd. She is very vulnerable and we are very worried about her.
Also it’ll be helpful for those who have and use Twitter and Instagram to use the hashtag #FindAlice and to follow the ‘Find Alice Gross’ Facebook page
A statement from her mother reads "Alice had been diagnosed with anorexia and was going through a tough time in a number of ways and we are wondering whether her disappearance had anything to do with that, but we don’t know.
"That is the main reason why we have had such concerns for her well being and her health in particular."
The teenager had told her family she was going to meet up with friends but went for a walk alone on the riverside tow path, CCTV footage showed.
"We are desperate to know that she is safe and we really want her to know that we want her home, and we are desperate for her to know how loved she is,"
If you have any information on Alice’s whereabouts please call 101, her dissappearance is currently being investigated by the Metropolitan Homicide Team
I’m getting sick of long hair. I need a change, legit